Perhaps it’s because I can’t resist a good laugh. Perhaps it’s because of Elaine Benes and the J. Peterman catalogue. Whatever the reason, I love SkyMall. It’s free entertainment. Cat toilets and portable infrared sauanas—what’ s not to love?
But if I’m truthful the product descriptions are the best part. Anybody who can write up a product description about Skel-E-Gnomes deserves respect. Plus with the Aziz Ansari stamp of approval there isn’t a reason to debate the importance of this magazine.
As English teachers, most of us teach visual rhetoric and advertising too. SkyMall can be an excellent way to implement some of the rhetoric studied.
Have students examine the catalogue. Then, ask that they write their own product descriptions. This type of an exercise offers students the opportunity to practice rhetorical strategies in a small space.
Provide them a list of images from the magazine. They will choose one and write its product description. It’s important they don’t see the original. This should be an exercise in advertising and rhetoric. You can set a word count and ask that they employ a certain amount of rhetorical devices too. You might even end this exercise by having students work with the 2005 AP Language and Composition rhetorical analysis from The Onion.
Possible Skymall Products
- SomaWave Helmet
- Aqua End Table with Glass Top
- Dry Eye Relief
- King Tut’s Egyptian Throne
- Phone Receiver Bracelet
- Adult Bear Hoodies
- Grand Tiki Sculptural Table
Possible Rhetorical Devices
- Rhetorical Appeals
If you’re feeling very adventurous you might have them construct a product description and a satirical version as well.